Do you like to drink?

Do you crack open a cold one, and your friends look at you judging with their stern faces, only for you to turn around and justify your bad habits with the expression “it's 5 o'clock somewhere”?

Have you ever thought about WHERE that somewhere is?

Then look no further! Introducing: It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. A delightful(ly offensive) app that encourages the destruction of your vital organs by telling you where, in the world, it's currently 5 o'clock.